Another Day at the Grocery Store

I was talking to my dad who is visiting and the cashier asks: "What version of Spanish are you speaking?" Me: "Portuguese"

Cashier: "Alright, that kind, that's why I don't understand, so you speak Portuguese in... Portugal? oh wait, Italy?" (he was dead serious)

Me: with a question mark on my head answered Brazil, I should have said China, but I was in a hurry and didn't think quick enough.

Cashier: "Oh yes, they speak Portuguese there too"

I didn't even care that he didn't know we spoke Portuguese in Brazil, I'm so used to that comment it doesn't even register, but he thought they spoke Portuguese in Italy?!?!?

Just another day at the grocery store.